Tuesday, June 20, 2006

The Ho's Ms. Right

Prov 31:10-31; 1 Cor 13

I got stuck writing my 2nd actual post (serious blogging is a bummer). It was getting too long so I'm saving the draft for another time. Therefore, I'm changing topics and giving you my "wish list".
  1. Godliness (1 Peter 1:15)
  2. Loves those around her (1 John 3:18)
  3. Good with children (Deut 11:19)
  4. Accepts or even appreciates my "weirdness" (Rom 15:7)
  5. Compatible in God's calling (Rom 15:5-6)
  6. Able to endure the life of full-time service unto the Lord (Matt 6:25; 2 Cor 12:9)
  7. Beautiful, joyful, intelligent, sweet (I, not the Lord ;D)
IF by any chance you fit the above, please do the following (in order).
  1. Calm down, you wouldn't want your heart to jump out of your throat, now do you?
  2. Thank the Lord that He has refined you to be such a model of Himself.
  3. Read and digest "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" and "Boy Meets Girl"; both by Joshua Harris.
  4. Send me your life and conversion testimony.
  5. Prepare to be swept off your feet!
p.s. I realise that I am in no way Mr Right myself (I'll write more on that in another post), but I'm prepping my way there. Meanwhile, post your own "wish list" in the comments section! Suppress the sarcasm please.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Here's my wishlist! It is QUITE simimlar to the Ho's though... (Nice rhyme)

1. Godliness (1 Peter 1:15)
2. Loves those around her (1 John 3:18)
3. Good with children (Deut 11:19)
4. Accepts or even appreciates my "weirdness" (Rom 15:7)
5. Compatible in God's calling (Rom 15:5-6)
6. Able to endure the life of full-time service unto the Lord (Matt 6:25; 2 Cor 12:9)
7. Beautiful, joyful, intelligent, sweet (I, not the Lord ;D)

IF by any chance you fit the above, please do the following (in order).

1. Calm down, you wouldn't want your heart to jump out of your throat, now do you?
2. Thank the Lord that He has refined you to be such a model of Himself.
3. Ignore the Ho's plea and choose me! *muahahaha!*
4. Read and digest "I Kissed Dating Goodbye" and "Boy Meets Girl"; both by Joshua Harris.
5. Send me your life and conversion testimony.
6. Prepare to be swept off your feet!

Haha! =P

3:15 PM

 
Blogger Ho said...

Thanks for leaving the FIRST comment ever!

But anyway, are you considering of going full-time? *points at number 6*

And how dare you plagerize my list! Haven't you heard of the Copyright Act of 1987? Go write your own list! =P

8:50 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a real interesting post by the Ho, and here's my reply:

1. Loves God
2. Loves me (of course right?)
3. A fellow servant of Christ
4. One who can cook really well I hope?
5. Good with household chores (was bout to list all the household chores but decided to summarise it)
6. Beautiful in her own little ways (remember: beauty is only skin deep)
7. Oh one who can stand my lame jokes!

well can't think of any more but if I do, i'll post it again and i'm not looking for anyone who fits those stuff that I said, not yet.

Thank you. (:

11:04 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since you insist on GETTING COMMENTS -extortion- XD from me....

my "wishlist" would be:
-Godly
-loves DOGGIES!!! :p
-loves me truly, madly, deeply XD ((cliche)) no lahh, it's suppose to be "loves me for who i am"
-able to be my pillar of strenght, supportive
-loves to go wild like me! like... go skydiving or smthg like that! :)) in short, loves to have fun :D
-romantic, filled with surprises, wise, funny & HOT!
*tall, dark & handsome with shining armor and a stallion? yeahh maybe XD

hahax! and there's all sorts of definition of HOT XD so.. yeahh :))
as long as you truly, madly, deeply love God, you can sign up XD but i'm not planning to get married yet *awwwwwwww* hahax! :D

12:09 AM

 
Blogger Ho said...

to "some guy"

"Do unto others as you want them to do unto you."

So would you be able to stand (or even appreciate) your future partner's lame jokes too? ;)

8:17 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yes of course i'm able to appreciate my future partner's lame jokes! it does help to boost the relationship if you do not yet notice.

well i'd like to see if YOUR mrs right can stand any of your geeky tech jokes or food craze! that should be one of the conditions of your wishlist isn't it? let me add it for you.

8. Who loves to eat, and crazy of Carl's Junior.

There you go Mr HOHOHO.

1:03 PM

 
Blogger Ho said...

to "some guy"

4. Accepts or even appreciates my "weirdness" (Rom 15:7)

I've got it all covered. =P

8:44 PM

 
Blogger Unknown said...

Wonder what Ho's Ms Right has on her list... ...

4:09 PM

 

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